We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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