She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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