I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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