I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
well you can't waste a boner
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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