So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind