I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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