i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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