it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my being single is dangerous.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
