my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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