5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
that may or may not have been my penis.
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