Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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