so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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