I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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