Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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