Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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