dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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