You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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