I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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