"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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