her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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Still dying that you shit outside
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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