Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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