We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
DRUNK COOKIES
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