oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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