i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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