Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
