I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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