hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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