If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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