Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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