If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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