Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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