my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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