i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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