GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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