everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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