I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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