it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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