No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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