He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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