whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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