i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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