Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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