if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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