We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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