Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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