So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Your penis caused this!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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