i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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