On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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