When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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