we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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