Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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