She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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