Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I wish you could order shots online.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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