if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm so fucking centered right now
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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