so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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