You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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