For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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